Time for some local news – highly local, in my case. I’m around MacArthur Park here in Los Angeles every week, due to my day job. I would say that I am somewhere between “highly familiar” and “I know the names of the street vendors” level familiar with that neighborhood, seeing as how outside of COVID I’ve been there several times a week for 6 years now, due to said job.
Some things to preface this:
- Is MacArthur Park/Westlake a crime-ridden shithole?
- Yes, it certainly is. But it’s also home to many low income people, where my dentist is, home to Langer’s Deli (best pastrami sandwich in the U.S.A., I don’t care what Katz’s says), a place for kids to play in the park, and full of vibrant local businesses.
- Yes, that is a conundrum, and it sucks, but it’s been that way for decades. Since the 1980s, at least, if not earlier.
- Are there a lot of undocumented immigrants in the Westlake neighborhood?
- Yeah, no doubt about it there are.
- Isn’t it dangerous?
- Sure, at like, midnight. I’d say it’s more ‘sketchy’ than dangerous, but that’s because junkies generally don’t wanna start shit with random people. The crazier ones might, but on the whole they’re all nodding off on fentanyl.
- During the day, there are the aforementioned kids playing in the park, people fishing in the lake, schoolkids walking to/from school – usually they’re students at either Young Oak Kim Academy in Ktown, or Charles White Elementary. People like me – white collar sorts. Gardeners for Parks and Rec. People filming things.
- Famous things filmed in the area: Drive, Hollywood (miniseries), Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, all kinds of ads and small indie films.
- Can you get fake IDs at MacArthur Park?
- Yeah, probably. Used to be easier until a few months ago, when Mayor Karen Bass put up these shitty fences to chase the vendors off the street. I’m all for opening up the street from vendors, but the fences take up the same amount of space, so the streets still suck.
- They also chased my favorite pupusa lady away, too, which sucks.
Anyway. You get the picture. I’m not blind to how shit the area is, but I’m also not gonna tell you it’s a warzone either. I’ve gotten blood on my shoes from an assault and murder that happened by the train station in the past year. I’ve also seen a mom walking her three kids to school there. Like the rest of Los Angeles, it’s a place with problems but it’s people’s homes and businesses too.
So today, ICE and CPB staged a ”show of force’ in MacArthur Park, aided by the California National Guard. The video below isn’t mine, but is spliced together from people on the ground, news choppers, and scrounged video. Hat tip to the r/LosAngeles redditor that put it together.
As you can see, it was pretty much a shitshow. First off, this isn’t gonna get anybody detained by ICE. It’s 100% for cameras and publicity. There was also that asshat with a Gadsden flag and an American flag walking it out to one of the horseback enforcers. How monumentally unaware do you have to be to show up like it’s world war 3 out there in tac gear and with armored trucks and wave the “don’t tread on me” flag? Who’s treading on you, Hauptmann Fritz? Are the oppressors in the room with us right now?
Some people have reported 30-40 people detained and hauled off, but most people on the ground – including my co-workers – say they didn’t see anybody carted off. What’s more, that’s supported by the video footage I’ve seen. MAYBE one or two, but that’s it.
They ostensibly did this to shut down fake ID sales and human trafficking:
“MacArthur park functions as the largest open-air market of fake identification to enable illegal immigration and human trafficking in the Southwest United States. Entire sections of the 35 square acre park host open buying and selling of fake identification and other illegal goods in broad daylight. Federal agents confirmed that these activities continued at MacArthur park within the last week.”
I say again: are the fake IDs in the room with us right now? I walk through here – walk, not drive – multiple times per week. And I assure you, anybody hawking fake IDs is doing so behind closed doors. I know because I have looked due to the rep the neighborhood has. Illegal goods, yeah, that I can point out multiple instances of. Fake IDs? Good fucking luck without a warrant to enter backrooms of the shops.
All they accomplished as chasing kids out of the park and off the soccer field, failing utterly to detain ANYBODY, and terrorized a neighborhood. Which, as it turns out, was exactly the point to begin with.
What a bunch of fucking dorks. And I say that as a guy who’s spent his whole life playing tabletop roleplaying games, video games, watching anime and star trek, and all that jazz.
Somebody on Reddit had the best take on this, after reading the Operation Excalibur shit:
This shit is so embarassing dawg. They assigned a threat level of “high” for MacArthur Park at 11am on a Monday.
“Criminal elements, likely including FTO [foreign terrorist organization] MS-13 consider the park their home ‘turf’ and could escalate to lethal violence,” a threat assessment warned.
The people running our government are fucking delusional. Genuinely no longer in contact with objective reality.
The whole thing was all about showing Los Angeles that ICE/CBP can and will go wherever they want, and locals can’t stop them, so… BOHICA, as they’d say in the Navy. Gregory Bovino of CBP commented: “I don’t work for Karen Bass. Better get used to us now, cause this is going to be normal very soon. We will go anywhere, anytime we want in Los Angeles.”
There is something bleakly funny about that, however: right after Bass got off the phone with them, they packed up and left, tails between their legs. And, according to Klipperstein’s sources and doc I linked above, the National Guard was only on-site for 24 minutes. Based on video footage, CBP was barely on site ten minutes longer than that. So they showed up, walked through a park, flexed, and ran away.
Pack of punk ass cowards.
If you don’t know Ken Klipperstein, he’s a real life journalist who does real life journalism, rather than just regurgitating press releases he’s been handed. He’s also got a sense of humor and pranks people like Dinesh D’Souza, so he’s good in my book.