Category: Staff

RFK Jr. and Chicago Getting the National Guard Treatment

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There’s been a lot of stuff in the “No Shit” file lately, so I haven’t posted about it. A little recap on the no shit department files:

  • Ray Dalio, a billionaire, is warning Trump is turning the United States into an autocracy.
  • US job growth has ground to a halt, thanks to Trump, and no amount of firing of statisticians can hide it, because now the report is coming from staffing firms.
    • Of course, Trump says we won’t see the real numbers for another year.
  • They keep trying to deport Kilmar Abrego Garcia. The judge in the case – Boasberg, I think, still? – said “Under no circumstances are you to remove Abrego Garcia from the country” and the lawyers said ‘yeah, we get it’ but now ICE is threatening to deport him to Eswatini.
    • Naturally, this is all just their revenge for making them look stupid. And, as usual, the right wing nuts are talking about his criminal record (there isn’t one) and gang connections (which he doesn’t have).
    • User AdventurerBKRB on Reddit: “Are we just picking countries out of a hat now?”
  • DEVGRU, aka “Seal Team Six” (don’t make me go down that rabbit hole) botched a North Korean mission during Trump’s 1st term and killed some civilians to cover it up.
    • Honestly, nobody should be surprised by this – during a mission of this sort, that’s what they do. I’m not mad about it, I’m just surprised any info about this has come out. The details are gruesome, but this isn’t even in the top 50 of “fucked up stuff the US has done internationally”.
  • For instance, attacking Venezuela to weaken Maduro and make Trump feel like the big-dick in the room. All potential at this point, but nothing has happened yet. This comes after missile striking a “drug boat” that wasn’t carrying drugs, but migrants, and was carrying them to Trinidad rather than the USA. Rubio changed the report because Trump wanted it to say USA and for it to be a drug boat.
    • You don’t load a drug boat with 11 non-crew members. You load it with drugs. You also don’t load a boat that cannot physically make it to the USA with drugs, if its destination is to the USA. Also you don’t aim it at Trinidad.

RFK Jr. did so badly during his hearings this week that his own family is calling on him to resign. Naturally, the folks in the hearing – the government folks, that is – would rather yell and make a spectacle than take concrete action on RFK and his lunatic, anti-scientific, disastrously stupid policies. The Republican members refused to even allow him to be sworn in as a witness, probably because they knew he wouldn’t be able to keep from lying the whole fucking time.

If RFK is allowed to remain in his position, tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of people will die as a direct result of his policies. Indirectly, I can’t even start to count. RFK should be confined to a small padded room for his beliefs, not allowed to determine if you or I can have vaccines.

Luckily for me, Washington, Oregon and California have formed the Western States Health Alliance so we don’t all die due to his fuckery. Some of the first steps in what people were calling “soft seccession” – something Ireland did, I guess, during British rule? Just basically doing shit their own way and ignoring federal mandates by saying “Okay” and then not complying.

Trump’s gearing up to pull a Los Angeles in Chicago – deploying National Guard troops from other states there to “bring crime under control.” Never mind, Chicago’s safer than it’s been in about 35 years. Never mind that there are MUCH more dangerous red-state cities. No, this is again – like Operation Excalibur – an ego thing and an optics thing and a public flex. Courts have already ruled the LA deployment violated posse comitatus, albeit like four or five days ago. This will not go the way he thinks it will. It will likely be a giant nothing, especially with the reticence of Guardsmen to have anything to do with it. Oh, they’ll go. They’ll just most likely end up picking up garbage like they did in DC.

Basically, I don’t think Pritzker is gonna stand for this shit. Some more hot headed folks online have been calling for Pritzker to activate the Illinois National Guard and station them on freeways and whatnot to physically keep the other NG troops out. While I think this would be an interesting turn of events, I don’t see it happening because Pritzker plays a longer game than that, and that’s more of an escalation than he probably wants to risk right now.

This action is causing even some MAGA pundits to pull back and say hold up there, hoss. Megyn Kelly, despite being a first order piece of shit and wishing Pritzker would “ask Trump for help with Chicago’s rampant crime” noted that this would be an illegal deployment.

Reddit user whichwitch9 kinda hit the nail on the head, IMO:

It’s the influencers starting to panic. The American public is getting fed up, and it’s no longer profitable to be fully Maga. They need to get the double speak going to start giving themselves plausible deniability. This is what Rogan is doing, as well. Stephen King is right when he says in a few years people will be denying they voted for Trump. Don’t let them forget we know who they are. People like Rogan and Kelly are responsible for elevating and sane washing Trump leading up to the election. He was already saying batshit stuff, but conservative news outlets were brushing it off as jokes or playing small video snippets. It’s very clear none of it was a joke now, and the signs he was mentally declining were real.

Purge of Military Leadership Has Begun

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Trump today fired Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Charles Q Brown Jr. and had him replaced with John D Caine, a retired 3-star Lt. General. Brown is an incredibly decorated and experienced member of the United States Air Force. Caine is a not-so-decorated former member of the CIA whose only Air Force commands were the Special Access Programs Central Office, and the 113th Maintenance Group.

By all accounts, Caine was chosen for donning a red MAGA hat at a rally, and for “making the claim “eradicating” ISIS in 4 weeks during Trump’s first term. I don’t know if they can count or use maps, but ISIS is still getting bombed and shot across Africa. Even with the most charitable reading of “eradicated” possible, Operation Inherent Resolve had been ongoing since before Trump’s inauguration in 2017, and lasted at least until 2019. Which is a hell of a lot more than 4 weeks.

Secretary Hegseth also removed Chief of the Navy Lisa Franchetti, calling her a “DEI hire”, and Vice Chair of the Air Force, James Slife. He also unveiled plans to fire all JAG officers across the armed forces, and was soliciting suggestions for their replacements.

Kash Patel Confirmed as FBI Director

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In a 48-45 vote in the Senate, Kash Patel has been confirmed as Director of the FBI. Only Lisa Murkowski and Susan Collins defected from Republican ranks to vote against his confirmation.

Kash Patel is, to put it mildly, a wildly bad choice for director, and is also a conspiracy theorist. He has openly threatened independent journalists with prosecutions for doing their job, regularly appears on far right conspiracy podcasts and talk shows (often talking about how January 6th was an inside job by the FBI), and supported QAnon madness.

On the subject of his enemies list: “I have no interest, no desire, and will not, if confirmed, go backwards,” Patel said. “There will be no politicization at the FBI. There will be no retributive actions taken… should I be confirmed as the FBI director.” He later said, “It’s not an enemies list – that is a total mischaracterization.”

My man, you called it an enemies list yourself – or near enough as it makes no difference. You referred to your list of 60 people as “government gangsters” and claimed they were the most immoral, unethical people in government.

Hope y’all are ready for some politically motivated bullshit arrests and prosecutions, because buckle up, here they come.

Hope You Liked Vaccines

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RFK Jr. as Secretary of Health and Human Services

RFK Jr. has been confirmed as the head of Health and Human Services. You know, Mr. Drinks Raw Milk, Mr. Vaccines Cause Autism, Mr. Exercise Will Cure Your COVID and probably some other diseases. While he says he’s got no plans to roll back vaccine authorizations or stifle their development, I trust that statement about as much as a rattlesnake on mescaline. One thing that’s been proven time and again with the people in this administration is that they’ll say whatever it takes to get confirmed, and then just do… whatever they intended to do before.

That’s just the truth of what has been proven, time and again, with the people Trump surrounds himself with. It’s not some clairvoyant skill on my part, just past evidence informing me. Also, as one quip put it, RFK Jr. is just as crazy as the rest of them, and is “Alex Jones in a nice suit” when it comes to health and medical decisions. Hope y’all enjoyed not having preventable diseases, because I’m expecting a big spike in them in coming months and years.

President Musk’s Press Conference

I don’t think I’ve seen many federal spectacles as pathetic and telling as the press conference in the Oval Office the other day, run by Elon Musk, talking about DOGE. Musk, standing, giving a press conference while Trump sat at the Resolute Desk, occasionally throwing in a comment here and there. All the while, Musk’s 4 year old son picked his nose (wiping it on the desk), climbed Musk, and told Trump “You’re not the President, you need to go away.” I’m not 100% sold that he said that, because I hear “Mr. President, you need to go away.” Either way the message is “Daddy is talking and you’re not important enough to be here.” He also told Trump “I want you to shush your mouth” at another point in the briefing.

Talk about a goddamn embarrassment.

Let’s be clear about a few things:

  • The Oval Office is for the office of the President, not somebody he hired, to give briefings in. At worst, it’s for the VP if the President is incapacitated.
  • Four year old children should not be in national briefings, even if the President is giving them.
  • The President was not giving this briefing. Musk was.

The contents of the briefing isn’t really important – it was Musk touting DOGE’s successes and how much fraud they’ve uncovered, with absolutely no proof other than “trust me, bro”, and repeating absolute bullshit about shit he doesn’t understand. Mike Masnick of TechDirt had some pretty good thoughts on it. But the presence of Musk’s son, as well as Musk’s level of formality in his clothing, suggests two things. One is that Musk is devoted to trying to humanize his image and make himself seem like a relatable family man. This seems to have worked somewhat, as today there are headlines from CNN and other outlets suggesting exactly that.

The second message is: “I can do whatever I want, and nobody can stop me.”

Armored Cybertrucks

The State Department is set to spend $400 million dollars on “armored Tesla Cybertrucks”, in a move that should surprise no one that understands the adage one hand washes the other. Or, more commonly, tit-for-tat. They walked this back to $400 million for ‘armored electric vehicles’, but we all know they’ll be Teslas. Nobody has pushed back on why there’s a need for this, or why Cybertrucks (in the initial procurement order) rather than just about any, more practical electric vehicle.

It’s worth noting that time and again, it’s been proven that despite Tesla’s claims to the contrary, they do store and collate all of the camera and audio data from Tesla vehicles. Meaning Musk will have a direct line to review footage and audio from all of these State Department vehicles, without oversight. So essentially all of them are bugged, and answerable to a non-governmental individual.

Edit: The State Department put out a press release today noting that they have not, in fact, awarded Tesla a contract for $400 million for armored vehicles. In this context, awarded is doing some very heavy lifting. Yes, of course they haven’t awarded it. It doesn’t change the fact that their own released budgetary info was soliciting a desire for these vehicles yesterday.